There is a fine line between the unruly beard of a grizzled mountain hobo and the dashing beard of a world champion. But fear not, fellows -- you can go directly from "unkempt" to "kempt" status with a quick and easy application of Duke Cannon's Best Damn Beard Oil.

Made with premium natural ingredients such as apricot kernel, argan, and jojoba oil, it will make your beard the all-powerful symbol it deserves to be.